Music

Okay I'm pretty sure every one of us can say that we have not bought a CD in at least the past 5 years or more. I mean, we just get the music from our friends now or we use LimeWire or something on a home computer (definitely not a school computer!) However, the last CD I think I have listened to was Van Halen's debut album "Van Halen" on the way home from work last night. Why did I listen to that album? Because that CD was a staple in my Dad's music collection that he would often listen to while I was growing up. I swear I've listened to that entire album 100 times. How can you resist Eddie Van Halen's guitar shredding skills or David Lee Roth's somehow catchy vocals? And how can you resist hearing a cover of a song done by The Kinks that escalated into a hard rock masterpiece that received more radio airplay than the original recording itself?

Over half the people who read this won't know what I'm talking about. The other half have a darn good taste in music. I don't care if it's from 1978. You say songs from 2009 are old. I mean really? It still sounds good and it still beats the crap out of modern rock. That's all for now.

When I'm stressed,...

When I'm stressed, I will do many different things depending on my mood and I'm sure everyone else would agree. I might just go to work and that will take my mind off of things. Sometimes for good, other times temporarily. Other times I will start to panic and worry about everything in severe cases of stress. Yet other times it happens, I will relieve my stress by taking it out on other people and sit back and laugh while they retaliate in anger thus increasing their stress level. Mission accomplished.

The best thing I have found to do, however, is to hangout with a group of friends and just have a good time. Party, party, and party it up some more. If most of my friends seem to be busy (which they usually are at the worst times), I will rely on my girlfriend to hangout with me and help keep my mind off stress or I will sit around and play guitar or some COD or whatever else is available. Oh, and how could I forget about Facebook. Reading through pointless posts of peoples' so called "terrible lives" and laughing at them because the person who wrote them is the only person who liked and/or commented on the statuses is pretty enjoyable. Epic Fail.

Ode to Connor Hundley

Ah, Connor Hundley. I was telling him all my problems with him and he tells me to blog about it and so here I am. He claims he can beat Dallas at volleyball every class and quite frankly I find it hilarious! Connor is garbage when it comes to volleyball. I mean for Christ's sake he hit a little girl in the face the last time I played volleyball with him! And then Mrs. Matthews tells everyone to take a seat when the bell rings and Connor will continue to stand up for at least twenty minutes and then Hunter and me and everyone elsee will tell him to sit down. Also, he named Dallas's blog and URL for her and she can't change the URL! She is going to be real p'oed!

Who am I?

1. I am funny.
2. I am honest.
3. I am a hard worker when it comes to some things.
4. I am skinny and not fat like I used to be in 8th grade.
5. I am Legend! (Which is a good movie)
6. I have pretty eyes (So I've been told)
7. I have long hair, which is way better than short hair.
8. I am athletic.
9. I am a beastly guitar player.
10. I am a good McDonald's worker. Haha.

This are all good traits because they are admirable and they define who I am. Some of them can seem a little biased though since they are traits I have heard other people tell me instead of ones that I came up with myself.

Emergency

Who would you call first in case of an emergency? Well most people might say to call 911 or call your significant other in case of an emergency, but I would call my Dad. Yeah, he's the person who would yell at me for doing something stupid and would be over there in five minutes to yell at me some more like if I had a car wreck. But I mean that's my dad and he's just trying to look out for me and to be honest my mom scares me when she gets mad more than my dad her eyes will bulge out of her head and I'm sure everyone knows how their mom is about stuff like that. But then after I would talk to my dad i would talk to my mom about it, then call 911, then tell my girlfriend about it, then laugh about it at school with all my friends at lunch.

Ugly Words

Nobody in the rural area can spell at all. Supercalifragulisticexpialadocious is one of those commonly mispelled by those who are on tour or are vomiting and need a hemarrhoid surgery. People come into my work asking for a Frappe all the time, and I swear I have never heard so many pronunciations of one word in my life. Diarrhea is also another grotesque sounding word (credit to Hunter for that one). Go to Pepto Bismol for help on that one. Crap is another word that is pretty ugly too and sounds really violent compared to go take a number two or something else. Hickey is another one of those words that is ugly and doesn't sound like what it's supposed to be. Sounds like Billy Bob Hickey or something. On a last note, gonorrhea is one ugly word too. I just used that because I ran out of time.