Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road??

1. To get to the other side.
2. He was at a crosswalk.
3. There's no Chick-Fil-A on the other side.
4. To get to the vegetarians.
5. Everyone at the party 'cross the street was doing the chicken dance.

The best reasons for doing nothing?

The prompts have been good enough to write about lately. So I shall write the best reasons for not doing your work in school:

1. Because, work can't be done when you're sleeping. Your head is on the desk, you know?
2. You're daydreaming since the teacher has been talking for an hour straight with a monotone.
3. You're counting down the minutes until the bell.
4. It's almost LUNCHTIME!
5. You're BORED
6. You hate that class.
7. Too busy talking to other people.
8. You're doing homework for another class.
9. Studying for a test next period.
10. You're in that i don't care mood today.

NO, NO, NO!!

10 Ways to write and say No (that we should have done with Mr. Griggs but we are doing now):

1. The answer is know!...*written by a kid who can't spell*
2. Ehhh, i don't know....
3. Maybe...*only when your parents use it*
4. Don't give in to peer pressure!
5. Yeah, when pigs fly!
6. Not a chance!
7. Never!
8. I'm sorry, but I only like you as a friend.
9. I don't feel like it....
10. I'll pass on this one.